Master the GSD&M Industry Party

Heed this pro advice on surviving one of the rowdyest parties of SXSW

Multiple open bars, several live performances, one ball pit. Here are a few tips to get the most shenanigans out of your GSD&M Industry Party night.

  1. Any chair can become a bed if you party hard enough
  2. Can’t find your friend? Check one of the many bars, they might not be there, but free booze will be. Win Win.
  3. Delta Spirit – This is the band your hipster friends have been telling you about. http://bit.ly/ZueiWi Live tonight treat your ear holes.
  4. Deep Eddy sweet tea vodka and lemonade is called a John Daly
  5. East Side King: Your drunken palette won’t be discerning but he won Top Chef http://eskaustin.com Bring your hunger
  6. There’s a 76% chance Reggie Watts will make you laugh your drink out of your nose
  7. Hit the F1 Simulator before you hit the open bar. We don’t want anybody getting simulated DUI’s
  8. Sometimes your DD drives a bike. Be safe – take a pedicab home!
  9. There is a giant ball pit, and yes it’s as amazing as it sounds. See here http://instagr.am/p/WsTuFVEVuB and vine here http://goo.gl/u0MCF
  10. When you add Vodka to Jarritos your mouth gives you a slow clap
  11. SXSW Parties are easier to remember with photo booths – yeah we got em
  12. Taco Trucks are an Austin Tradition and a Drunken Necessity – yeah we got those too

Welcome to Austin. We are glad to be your party host for the evening!

By Rusty Broome